Preorder the new Lust Fund EP on The Umbrella

Introducing, Lust Fund…

Williamsburg. A landscape in constant transition. What was once a derelict wasteland shared by starving artists and the Hasidim, is now a luxury playground for the inherently rich. In a land of limitless trust funds, where everyone’s a dj and nobody pays their rent, two men stand alone, dripping not in gold, but in sex.

The Lust Fund is flush, and whether bull or bear, it grows steadily. The passion project of Tom Snares and Ariel Black, Lust Fund came about not of desire, but of necessity. After months of laborious nights and steamy rendezvouses, the first physical manifestation of their love has come to fruition…

This Split EP is the first release of Lust Fund on The Umbrella. Although a group effort, it contains two solo tracks from each member.

Side A opens with sexual carpenter Tom Snare’s, Dynamic Plasma Field, a deep euphoric groover which prepares your palette like a nice clean aperitif. It’s followed up by Ariel Black’s highly infectious Crypt Walk which is a bit like if a Game Boy and Mike Myers from Halloween got together to make a grime banger.

Side B, begins with icy seductress Ariel Black’s, Super Light Rei, a certified dancefloor filler designed to lure the most skeptical dancer to their feet. For dessert, things descend into the muck and mire with Tom Snare’s hypnotic and gritty Miura P400.

Whether enjoying this record with your tinder date or your long term spouse, you can rest assured your investment will pay dividends for years to come…

Lust Fund’s Split EP will be available for download or limited edition, hand numbered cassette on February 21st. However you may pre-order the release (and reserve one of the HIGHLY limited cassettes) on Bandcamp right now!