Coke Yacht : The Maiden Voyage 2018

June 2, 2018 7:00 pm - 11:45 pm

The season is upon us. On June 2nd we will take to New York Harbor and fight for the cause we were born to fight: Superfluous Nautical Cocaine Abuse.

If you can believe it, we’ve been crusading for four long years, yet somehow have not yet extinguished the flames of hot powder fanned by salty nostril.

This is our year. It’s ripe for victory, and we shall take it. No more will the rosé flow with the ferocity of a thawing mountaintop, no longer will the bricks fall where they may.

Where will you be when Coke Yacht ends for good? Nestled in a cute little airbnb in Nantucket? Or aboard the destroyer with us?