The Coke Yacht Problem has reached it’s peak…

Posted by Dan Wender on May 30, 2017

RINSED is bummed to report that the Coke Yacht Pandemic has reached a startling new high… Via BBC News: But FRET not… This Saturday night we fight Coke Yacht. Together we will prove to the world that you don’t need a brick of chach to have an AMAZING time on a yacht. Tickets:

Preorder the new Lust Fund EP on The Umbrella

Posted by Dan Wender on February 15, 2017

Introducing, Lust Fund… Williamsburg. A landscape in constant transition. What was once a derelict wasteland shared by starving artists and the Hasidim, is now a luxury playground for the inherently rich. In a land of limitless trust funds, where everyone’s a dj and nobody pays their rent, two men stand alone, dripping not in gold, […]

RINSED’s first Boiler Room

Posted by Dan Wender on August 9, 2016

On August 16th, we throw our first Boiler Room event in collaboration with Topman. The party is 100% free but RSVPS are extremely limited so do not sleep. It’s guaranteed to be a smasher.   Request invite → http://blrrm.tv/rinsed 21+ BLACK LIGHT SMOKE AQUARIAN MAX PASK BLACKY II & DAN WENDER From Boiler Room: “Over […]

Coke Yacht: International Waters Tour

Posted by Dan Wender on July 26, 2016

Perched atop circular beds on decks throughout the harbor, coke yachters racked their lines, caring minimally about the loss of powder to the summer breeze, tossing their empty Perriers overboard with reckless abandon, torturing their crew with the noxious vapors emanating from their dry and vapid mouths. Coke Yacht is spreading, and we're going to [...]